Fido: “It’s time to go, but she isn’t anywhere near ready. That Chihuahua treats ME like a dog. Maybe I should go. Hard to compete with a bubble bath, chocolate candy, a cocktail, and a page turner.”
Fifi: “What does a girl have to do to get a little attention? Why does Fido still have his clothes on? That’s one loco Chihuahua!”
See the original on display at the Banana Museum in Auburn, Washington.